I'm MAD! MAD, I tell you!

So, what has me so mad, you ask? Finding out about these damn polygamist bastards that were found in Texas... Texas, go figure. Ok, that was out of line, but it follows my watching The Family Guy the other night, and the most conservative state in the country was discussed... But, not only is this friekin' religious cult compound a TRAVESTY to population control, but it's the breeding of sexism, pedophilia, and just plain masogonistic bastardness! I've got a solution for these sons of you-know-whatches... Put me and my pissiness, complete with cut hair and pants (OH NO, how UNGODLY!) in a room with 'em and we'll fix 'em up real good... and I think you and your pets all know exactly what I mean about FIXING!
You know, I have thought many a time that women today with their visions of fashion and beauty as being the "keys to self" are doing themselves a disservice, but it's very hard to actually contemplate the fact that this slavery, disrespect and pigheaded control actually still exists in AMERICA, but I know it does. I can't imagine any woman allowing herself to be treated like livestock. Talk about FACTORY FARMING??? And I think it's sickening with cows and chickens!! And, no offense to those religious-types out there, but our puritanical past definitely doesn't help. I've never met an overly-religious man who didn't treat me like pond-scum. And newsflash, you all look like complete asses!!! Of course... the Bible... an antiquated document written by men with certain... shall we say, leanings in their mind-sets about women... is of course timeless and full of truths... Yeah, people... just think about that! And one article I read about this incident in Texas actually used the term, "idyllic replica of 19th-century life." WTF???????? On what plane of reality was 19th-century life idyllic????????? Maybe for white men it was! There was a time in which women were fighting against these ideas of themselves as holy baby-popping vessels, pieces of flesh that men take control of, ravage, get their ideal male "heirs" and then dispose of like trash! But look at what we're doing to ourselves again? We have plastic surgeons take away the unwanted parts, swap everything on our faces around till we look like jigsaw puzzles with puffy lips, and then have oozy jello squeezed into our breasts. And for what??? Because the only thing we feel like we have to offer is our body... and the only way to get a man (and who the hell REALLY needs one of those, anyway??? Come on, ladies!!!) is to look like a mutant... because, hey, that's what men want these days, big-breasted mutants with pea-sized brains. Maybe Mary Wollstonecraft, Virginia Woolf and, even Betty Friedan, were a little bit more proper with their arguments than I am, but hell! I'm sick of seeing you all do it to yourselves! Who gives a shit what your lame-ass boyfriend says about your boobs! You've become a whiny, plastic Barbie-wannabe who forgot you have a brain a long time ago, and that PISSES ME OFF, because the rest of the sex has to take the rap for you! So, go read something besides Cosmo and realize that the most important thing in life is NOT which pair of shoes match your new $500 outfit the best! You are choosing to live the life of a slave when there are these poor women being forced to, even in our own damn country! So the next time some shitty polygamist gets bagged for forcing women into slavery, think about what your own actions are doing to help other women who happen to be fully-capable, highly valuable, and extremely intelligent. And next time Paris Hilton is on the non-news news channel, change it to something worth watching! Don't mess it all up for the rest of us! *Whew... that felt good...* Sorry if I offended... NOT! It's about time all of us women stopped apologizing for having ideas, so screw you all...

The ever-so non-fashionable woman with ideas and a chip on her shoulder,

Amy